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DESCRIPTION
 
Slide, Kelly, Slide was composed by vaudeville comedian J.W. Kelly in 1889. One contemporary who heard J.W. sing the song on the burlesque stage said “when Kelly sang the chorus it made one almost slide out of his seat trying to get to first base, so realistic did he make it.”

This particular recording does not include the third verse.
 
 
 
 
Title: Slide, Kelly, Slide.
Artist: Arthur Collins
Company: Edison Records
Format: Cylinder
Released: Circa 1896
Catalog # : 1547
 
LYRICS
 
First Verse
 
I played a game of baseball, I belong to Casey's Nine !
The crowd was feeling jolly and the weather it was fine;
An awful lot of players I think were never found
When the omnibuses landed That day upon the ground.
The game was quickly started, they sent me to the bat:
"I made two strikes" says Casey. "What are you striking at ?"
I made the third, the catcher muff'd, and to the ground it fell;
Then I ran like a devil to first base, when the game began to yell;
 
Chorus
 
Slide, Kelly, slide !
Your running's a disgrace !
Slide, Kelly, slide !
Stay there, hold your base !
If someone doesn't steal you,
And your batting doesn't fail you,
They'll take you to Australia !
Slide, Kelly, slide
 
Second Verse
 
"Twas in the 2nd inning, they called me in, I think
To take the catcher's place, while he went to get a drink;
But something was a matter sure I couldn't see the ball
And the second one that came in, broke my muzzle, nose and all...
The crowd up in the Grand Stands: They yelled with all their might
I ran towards the Club House, I thought there was a fight,
"Twas the most unpleasant feeling, I ever felt before;
I knew they had me rattled, When the game began to roar
 
Chorus
 
Slide, Kelly, slide !
Your running's a disgrace !
Slide, Kelly, slide !
Stay there, hold your base !
If someone doesn't steal you,
And your batting doesn't fail you,
They'll take you to Australia !
Slide, Kelly, slide
 
Chorus
 
Slide, Kelly, slide !
Your running's a disgrace !
Slide, Kelly, slide !
Stay there, hold your base !
If someone doesn't steal you,
And your batting doesn't fail you,
They'll take you to Australia !
Slide, Kelly, slide
 
Third Verse
 
They sent me out to centerfield, I didn't want to go;
The way my nose was swelling up, I must have been a show !
They said on me depended vict'ry or defeat,
If a blind man was to look at us, he'd know we were beat
64 to nothing ! Was the score when we got done,
And ev'ry body there but me said they had lots of fun
The news got home ahead of me, they hears I was knock'd out;
The neighbors carried me in the house and then began to shout
 
Chorus
 
Slide, Kelly, slide !
Your running's a disgrace !
Slide, Kelly, slide !
Stay there, hold your base !
If someone doesn't steal you,
And your batting doesn't fail you,
They'll take you to Australia !
Slide, Kelly, slide
 
 

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